he'll steal your anal virginity


That title should get some readers. This is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Don't know if this dude's for real, but you'll be humming "run from the faggots" for days.... (Got it here, not that I recommend you visit.) More music on his mypage site.

Twisted G

media ketchup


Okay, so I don't stay abreast (he said breast) of news like I should, but here are a couple things catching my attention these days:


  • JERUSALEM (Reuters) -- Suri, the name chosen by Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for their newborn daughter, is raising more than its share of interest in Israel.
    It means "get out of here" in the local language, Hebrew. Makes sense to me. Check out more on Scientology here.
  • Admittedly not a long-time U2 fan, I have increasingly been intrigued by Bono's honest and questioning view of religion, especially Christianity. Here is a bit from his November 2005 interview in Rolling Stone (go here to check out their new cover "The Worst President Ever?"... Genius):

Was "One" about your relationship with the wife or the band?

It's a father-and-son story. I tried to write about someone I knew who was coming out and was afraid to tell his father. It's a religious father and son. "You say love is a temple/ Love's a higher law/ You ask me to enter/ But then you made my crawl." I have a lot of gay friends, and I've seen them screwed up from unloving family situations, which are completely anti-Christian. If we know anything about Gold, it's that God is love. That's part of the song. And then it's about how difficult it is to stay together in this world, whether you're in a band or a relationship.

He's got a lot of other amazing things to share about his experiences with religion and music... check it out....

  • Lastly- "I'm the decider." Pompous asshole.... Pompous idiot asshole.... And get used to it... Until the Democratic party gets their head out of their asses we can go ahead and plan on another Bushite in 1600 next go around.... Hillary ain't gonna get the vote... Stop debating it and work together to find us a viable candidate... We can't even maintain a TV show about a female president, how does anyone believe NOW is the time to risk everything on a real, flesh and blood GIRL? Lets' see how things go and maybe, if you're good, you can run with Obama in 2012... But we'll see...

(By the way, is there a way to post more than pic per post, without all of them showing at the top of the page? Can't I post one at the top and one near the bottom? How?)

Not a great day to fly

Okay, I haven't always detested this day, but in my adult life this day, April 20th, has progressively become my least favorite day of the year. Need a few reasons? Why, sure, lemme copy a few from Wikipedia (yes, I admit, some of these I've just now uncovered, so the post itself is lessening this day in my mind):

And worst of all (and actually the thing that probably actually started my fear of this day...):

In the words of Jeff Tweedy: "I'm not gonna go outside..."

America the embarrassment


Getting a little worse every day...

April 12, 2006 Pentagon confirms it spied on gay groups
The Department of Defense released documents confirming that the U.S. government conducted surveillance on gay groups, the military advocacy group Servicemembers Legal Defense Network announced Tuesday.
The surveillance documents, called TALON reports, were released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request filed by SLDN in January and revealed that the Pentagon carried out surveillance of gay and lesbian groups that conducted protests at New York University, the University of California, Berkeley, and the University of California, Santa Cruz. The campus protests denounced the Pentagon's "don't ask, don't tell" policy, which bars gay, lesbian, and bisexual military personnel from serving openly.
The Department of Defense admitted it "inappropriately" collected information on protesters in a letter to the Senate Armed Services Committee, according to a February report from United Press International.
"That [inappropriate] information should be destroyed, and no similar surveillance should be authorized in the future," Osburn said. "Free expression is not a threat to our national security."
The TALON reports may not represent a complete list of gay groups spied on by the Pentagon, according to SLDN. (The Advocate)

67.5% Gay...

Stolen from Drews Next Step who stole it from someone else.... Bunch of creative fuckers are we...

Klein Sexual Orientation Grid


I scored an average of 4.05

0123456
HeterosexualBisexualHomosexual

Meaning

This result can also be related to the Kinsey Scale:

0 = exclusively heterosexual
1 = predominantly heterosexual, incidentally homosexual
2 = predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 = equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 = predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 = predominantly homosexual, incidentally heterosexual
6 = exclusively homosexual

Summary

The idea of this excercise is to understand exactly how dynamic a person's sexual orientation can be, as well as how fluid it can be over a person's lifespan. While a person's number of actual homo/heterosexual encounters may be easy to categorize, their actual orientation may be completely different. Simple labels like "homosexual", "heterosexual", and "bisexual" need not be the only three options available to us.

Take the quiz

Cellll e brate good times...


Well yesterday was April Fools day.... And in my corner of the world April 1st is also an anniversary of sorts... Where were you six years ago on April 1 2000? I was with my "little brother," much of the day. We tooled around town, washed my car, stuff like that... I dropped him home and drove back to my apartment... When I entered, low and behold, there was the Boy, sitting on the living room floor working on school stuff, looking as sickingly guilty as I've ever seen someone... He told me some bullshit story about not being able to focus at home and having to come here... "Ahhh, together time," noooo, I knew something was up.... Found out later that he had met some guy from Charlotte at the mall (internet ad, "looking for chest hair, red head..." ick!!!) and "just talked. He is a Christian too and so he could understand what I'm going through." suck it... (Might I mention that a couple weeks later while I was at his place alone a person matching his description was circling the Boy's home in a car that matched that driven by "The Christian?" Those Christians and their sixth sense, how did he know where he lived from just meeting at the mall? Amazing...)

Anyway (deep breaths...) Last night we went downtown to grab a bite. Dinner started with him resting his head in his hands, insisting in his mopey voice that nothing was wrong, then finally jumping down my throat with "I'm stressed, okay? blah dee blah blah..." Cool, so far so good.. So we ate, my meal was awesome, as always... and walked about ten blocks to get some dessert. Again, kinda mopey and quiet, but altogether, as good as it gets with us... All of the sudden he wants to talk about non-citizens protesting out west. I could see it coming, but would not take the bait. I said that I think it's essential that all groups physically present in our country have a voice... Wanting to avoid a hot topic (gay marriage) he decided abortion would be a prime example to clarify his point to me... He said my point was not valid, that I was flat out wrong, and contradicting myself... And that I would find out what an enabler of murder I am on judgement day (he seems to think he's got a get out of jail card on this one... I think sex gives him amnesia) I said he's lucky he was not a lawyer because he'd be very hungry... He said not to talk to him anymore (THE single point we agreed on all night...) then restarted the argument, later accusing ME of insisting on talking about this bullshit... (yes bullshit, what is more pointless than two gay guys arguing about abortion?! sorry, a gay guy and a Christian (bow) in denial...) anyway, without running into details, we walked home (ten blocks) and drove home (about 15 miles) in complete silence... we wont talk today and maybe (hopefully) not tomorrow either...

So, in short, this was an anniversary... Here's to seven years of utter bullshit.... My how the time had flown!!! Cheers...